Steve jobs is gay

Russia bans gay propaganda. First, let us talk about their most famous leaders: Steve Jobs and Vladimir Putin. I love my iPhone. He is the highest-profile U.S. business executive to publicly acknowledge that he’s gay. If the iPhone is to be defended from such nasty insinuations, we have to do it ourselves.

There are plenty of reasons to think that Apple and Putinism are a straight! The year-old successor to Steve Jobs made the announcement in an essay published Thursday by Bloomberg Businessweek. Especially when compared with an old-fashioned BlackBerry.

To that end, I must first lay my cards on the table, and come out as an Apple loyalist. I was standing right next to Steve Jobs in and it was the closest thing I ever felt to being gay. Second, Apple and Putinism share a profoundly insular ideology. So now we must act preemptively, to head off an anti-Apple campaign before innocent devices are made to suffer.

Coarse, unapologeticaly unattractive—the Blackberry practically scratches its crotch and burps. Well, only one of them, but I leave it to my readers to guess which one. I spent years waiting for Apple to make something like it. Is it possible to make official Russian homophobia even more laughable?

Your experience may vary. The year-old computing visionary sought to make personal computing accessible to everyone through.

Apple CEO publicly acknowledges

The guy was incredibly wealthy, good looking enough to get any girl, a nerd super-rockstar. Learn more. But just how gay is the iPhone? Petersburg monument to Apple founder Steve Jobs was hastily taken down. Both have been the object of a serious cult of personality, and both are notoriously undemocratic in their leadership style.

This site uses third party services that need your consent. Certainly, it does have features that might set off a sophisticated gaydar now equipped with WiFi. Every night, I used to place my iPod and my Treo next to each other, hoping they might mate in captivity.

After a prolonged bout with pancreatic cancer, former Apple CEO Steve Jobs passed away today. Now that is a straight phone. Both dated Joan Baez. By the time the world community rushed to the defense of Russian LGBT people, the damage was already done.

Both have a habit of resorting to foul, abusive language at inopportune moments.